{"product_id":"certified-old-fart-metal-sign-funny-novelty-retirement-birthday-gift-wall-art","title":"Certified Old Fart Metal Sign Funny Novelty Retirement Birthday Gift Wall Art","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBring a smile to your space with the self-deprecating humour of this \"Certified Old Fart\" novelty metal wall sign.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eA perfect gift for birthdays, retirements, or just to add a bit of personality to a home office or shed, this A4 metal plaque is for anyone who has officially reached the age of forgetfulness. The design features bold, traditional typography and two decorative stars, set against a background that looks like aged parchment or weathered metal. The tagline, \"Seen It, Done It, Can't Remember Any Of It,\" serves as a playful badge of honour for the senior members of the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhile printed on modern, lightweight metal, the sign is finished with a realistic distressed effect. The subtle faux-staining and scuffed edges give it the authentic character of a long-standing workshop or pub sign, making it a rugged yet funny statement piece for any interior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHumorous Novelty Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the popular \"Certified Old Fart\" slogan that’s a guaranteed conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Vintage Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Timeless tan and black colour scheme that fits seamlessly into traditional and modern decors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAuthentic Weathered Character:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality printed distressing for a genuine aged feel without actual rust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Lightweight:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on rust-resistant tin with rounded safety corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSimple Installation:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes four pre-drilled holes for quick and secure mounting on any wall or door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e A4 (Approx. 20cm x 30cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Lightweight Tin \/ Metal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Novelty Humour \/ Vintage Decorative\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Shipped in a protective cellophane sleeve and a sturdy board-backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Off Wall Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56891914027352,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/1300\/5656\/files\/certified-old-fart-funny-novelty-metal-sign.png?v=1773341559","url":"https:\/\/offwallprints.co.uk\/products\/certified-old-fart-metal-sign-funny-novelty-retirement-birthday-gift-wall-art","provider":"Off Wall Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}