{"product_id":"funny-zero-days-without-sarcasm-metal-sign-sarcastic-office-home-decor","title":"Funny \"Zero Days Without Sarcasm\" Metal Sign – Sarcastic Office \u0026 Home Decor","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWear your wit like a badge of honour with this hilariously honest \"Zero Days Without Sarcasm\" metal wall sign.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eA definitive piece for the office joker, the professional cynic, or the home-worker who relies on dry wit to get through the day. This A4 metal plaque mimics a traditional health and safety warning board, proudly declaring: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"224\"\u003e\"We have proudly worked 0 days without sarcasm.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWith its high-contrast black and white design and bold, clean typography, this sign makes a sharp statement without the need for bright colours. It’s the perfect decorative touch for a desk area, staff room, or home office, and serves as a brilliant \"Secret Santa\" or \"New Job\" gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSharp British Humour:\u003c\/b\u003e A witty and relatable statement that celebrates the art of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Minimalist Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e High-impact black and white design that fits any modern interior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Quality Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on durable, lightweight tin\/metal with a professional, smooth surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGreat Gift Idea:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate choice for co-workers, friends, or family members with a sharp tongue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEasy Mounting:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes four pre-drilled holes for effortless hanging on walls or doors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e A4 (Approx. 20cm x 30cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Tin \/ Metal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Signs with Attitude \/ Funny Office Decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Off Wall Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56850700108120,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/1300\/5656\/files\/funny-sarcasm-zero-days-metal-sign-office-decor.png?v=1772833491","url":"https:\/\/offwallprints.co.uk\/products\/funny-zero-days-without-sarcasm-metal-sign-sarcastic-office-home-decor","provider":"Off Wall Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}